Post by lichemaster on Jan 31, 2009 10:06:48 GMT -5
Detail of this maybe not true but close, at least in my mind!
I finally got to lay in an event instead of run it, it was fun, this battle report is on the lighter side.
Forum names are from my Club forum not this one.
Got to the building 4 mins. late and heard the bitching and complaining right away from the group of people that help me carry everything in (Thanks guys!) :rolleyes:
This was a Battle Box Tournament for Warmachine.
I took Protectorate of Menoth,
www.privateerpress.com/WARMACHINE/g...=picture&id=213
Game 1
canuklehead using Gorten Grundback battlegroup,
www.privateerpress.com/WARMACHINE/g...=picture&id=146
He advance to a hill, canuklehead dropped a dice under the table and I went to work, two quick kidney punches dropped him to the ground, my heavy steel toed work boots cause a tooth to sail across the room.
He began to cough up blood so I took Gorten the model and rammed it into his mouth (dislodging a few more teeth in the processes). He began to get up, I could not believe it the pure impudence of this mortal daring to raise from the ground with out permission!
When he got on all fours, I quickly clamped a submission hold on him, he tapped but I know I broke a few bones to prove my point.
Caster kill, Win for the Protectorate of Menoth,
Game 2
Obscurus using Khador battlegroup.
www.privateerpress.com/WARMACHINE/g...=picture&id=212
Obscurus has been playing far longer then I and knows many moves we are all new and he was my only opponent that should have beat me, he used power attacks and I have yet to read that section in the book. On to the report,
I extended my hand for the customary hand shake, I grabbed his hand pulling him across the table, went to jab my left thumb into his left eye but he head butt my thumb back, that hurt! :angry:
I let go of his hand and he jumped over the table, yes he did from a standing position he pole vaulted over a 4 foot board and 3 feet high! :blink:
I jumped back and he advanced, I threw a few chairs in the way thinking how the hell am I going to get this guy of from me?
I flung a chair at his legs and he jumped over it, I sprang out like a cat, my fist connected with his crotch which was eye level now and a few broken eggs later I was cleaning the blood of my work boots once again.
Game 3
Larel using Khador battlegroup.
www.privateerpress.com/WARMACHINE/g...=picture&id=212
This was going to be a joke, larel is my regular opponent and a push over, how the hell did he make it this far? Hell if I know?
I walked by him and flinched he sprang back cracking his head against the pillar behind him.
There was three sounds I heard during this game.
1. Him hitting the pillar
2. Him hitting the floor
3. The ambulance hitting eighty to come get him
I walked away with Overall winner with a lot of hissing and booing going on when I went up, but it's expected from the World heavy weight champion B)
I finally got to lay in an event instead of run it, it was fun, this battle report is on the lighter side.
Forum names are from my Club forum not this one.
Got to the building 4 mins. late and heard the bitching and complaining right away from the group of people that help me carry everything in (Thanks guys!) :rolleyes:
This was a Battle Box Tournament for Warmachine.
I took Protectorate of Menoth,
www.privateerpress.com/WARMACHINE/g...=picture&id=213
Game 1
canuklehead using Gorten Grundback battlegroup,
www.privateerpress.com/WARMACHINE/g...=picture&id=146
He advance to a hill, canuklehead dropped a dice under the table and I went to work, two quick kidney punches dropped him to the ground, my heavy steel toed work boots cause a tooth to sail across the room.
He began to cough up blood so I took Gorten the model and rammed it into his mouth (dislodging a few more teeth in the processes). He began to get up, I could not believe it the pure impudence of this mortal daring to raise from the ground with out permission!
When he got on all fours, I quickly clamped a submission hold on him, he tapped but I know I broke a few bones to prove my point.
Caster kill, Win for the Protectorate of Menoth,
Game 2
Obscurus using Khador battlegroup.
www.privateerpress.com/WARMACHINE/g...=picture&id=212
Obscurus has been playing far longer then I and knows many moves we are all new and he was my only opponent that should have beat me, he used power attacks and I have yet to read that section in the book. On to the report,
I extended my hand for the customary hand shake, I grabbed his hand pulling him across the table, went to jab my left thumb into his left eye but he head butt my thumb back, that hurt! :angry:
I let go of his hand and he jumped over the table, yes he did from a standing position he pole vaulted over a 4 foot board and 3 feet high! :blink:
I jumped back and he advanced, I threw a few chairs in the way thinking how the hell am I going to get this guy of from me?
I flung a chair at his legs and he jumped over it, I sprang out like a cat, my fist connected with his crotch which was eye level now and a few broken eggs later I was cleaning the blood of my work boots once again.
Game 3
Larel using Khador battlegroup.
www.privateerpress.com/WARMACHINE/g...=picture&id=212
This was going to be a joke, larel is my regular opponent and a push over, how the hell did he make it this far? Hell if I know?
I walked by him and flinched he sprang back cracking his head against the pillar behind him.
There was three sounds I heard during this game.
1. Him hitting the pillar
2. Him hitting the floor
3. The ambulance hitting eighty to come get him
I walked away with Overall winner with a lot of hissing and booing going on when I went up, but it's expected from the World heavy weight champion B)